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First of all, I am so upset that no one left a comment on my previous post about Laterian. Am I the only one who finds him incredible?

Did you hear? By 2030 all Americans will be overweight. Well, it seems that I am ahead of the curve! It's only 2008 and I am overweight! A+!

Did you hear? Jerry Lewis was caught with a gun in his luggage. Yes, I said Jerry Lewis. What in the hell does he need a gun for? Douchebag. I was at Lambert years ago and he was there. My mom and I went to use the bathroom and these 2 big security type guys told us we couldn't go in. We asked why not. They said that a celebrities wife was in there. It was Jerry Lewis's wife. Let me tell you, I wouldn't recognize that hag if she smacked me in the face. DIVA!