NYE 2 for 1 special

So here are two Craigslist posts.

lions choice - m4w

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Reply to: pers-523206983@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-30, 2:08AM CST


you are so hot , i dont know your name but i think you are a manager. you have dark shoulder length hair, just once i would love to pour honey all over you and lick it off.

What? I have never looked at someone and thought "Damn, where is the honey?" Now won't you look at the condiments a little differently every time you go to Lions Choice?


Bathroom Lady - m4w - 28

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Reply to: pers-523150596@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-30, 12:03AM CST


You were, apparently, in the bathroom at CBGB the other night. I was also looking for the bathroom, as I had to get rid of those 3 PBRs I had consumed.

I just want to say I'm really sorry. The bar was really dark, and I had never had to use the restroom there before. My buddies said "go to the door with the pumpkin by the bar" but I guess I didn't hear them, and I ended up in the wrong restroom.

I really wasn't trying to barge in on you, and I am not a pervert, despite what you may see as evidence to the contrary.

Regardless, I bet you're cute when you're not screaming in horror on a toilet. Can I buy you a drink sometime?

AWWWWW. Here is a man who can apologize for his mistake and still think you are damn cute while you are screaming bloody murder!