Gotta love it.

Haven't posted a Craigslist in a while. Sometimes it takes some time to find just the right one to post. Found this one in 2 minutes.

Walmart in Troy MO, FLavored Water Aisle
Date: 2007-08-04, 12:21PM CDT


I saw you in the aisle buying lots of flavored water. You have what I like to call a cookie dough moustache and maybe missing some upper teeth (couldnt tell, you didnt smile or anything, so please dont be insulted by this). Thought you were HOT! Saw you again in the parking lot as I was leaving. You drove a red and white older pickup truck. Not sure how old you are, maybe in your mid 40's. Couldnt see if you were wearing a wedding ring or not. You never looked my way, so doubt if you ever saw me. Maybe I will see you again at Walmart in Troy and not be shy to say HI.


What in the hell is a "cookie dough moustache?" And you can call me a snob, but since when are missing teeth attractive?